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The Florida Soapbox #59, 01/21/2007. In this episode: Hillary Clinton throws hat into Presidential race; Bush talks about health care; US 'allies' funding US enemies in Somalia; missiles found on Lebanese-Syrian border; Japan takes another step toward re-armament. Plus, Charlie the Conservative Chipmunk talks about Iraq the troop surge and we have another Beer Review. 27 minutes.

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The Florida Soapbox #53, 10/26/2006

In this episode: Australian Muslim leader makes controversial remarks about women; Bush not happy with the course of the disastrous war he himself started; Bolivia proposed as candidate for UN Security Council seat; protests against the School of the Americas. Also, Beer Reviews, some bloopers and Charlie The Conservative Chipmunk drops by to talk about the growing influence of Hispanics in the United States. 30:40.


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The Florida Soapbox #51, 10/12/2006. In this episode: North Korea threatens U.S.; Nestle threatens British workers; new study reveals 645,000 dead because of Iraq War; U.S. companies sending employees to India for health care. Plus, Charlie The Conservative Chipmunk gives his opinion on Social Security and Bill begins a new section, "Beer Reviews". 29:45.


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Little Known Facts



1. FDR was behind World War II all the way. He wanted
a pretext to stay in the White House for more than two terms,
so he secretly groomed an Austrian mental patient, later to
be known as Adolf Hitler, to take over Germany and eventually
start World War II. FDR also gave the Japanese secret
information and plans for the Pearl Harbor attack. On
December 7th, FDR reportedly told his White House Chief of
Staff: "Looks like those Japs came through for me after all.
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaa!!"



2. The REAL U.S. Constitution has never been made public.
The one we all know is a fake, and the real Consititution
is hidden in a crypt under Blair House in Washington, DC.
Some of the amendments found in the REAL Constitution
include the 23rd amendement, which requires at least one
squirrel to sit on the Supreme Court and the 38th Amendment,
which bans Portuguese beer. Also, the real 1st amendment
doesn't mention freedom of speech at all, but is actually
nothing more than a couple of paragraphs of pornographic
limericks.



3. Here's something indirectly NASA-related: the powdered
drink TANG is actually made of a mixture of ground-up
lemon rinds, chalk and arsenic.



4. When Catholic priests drink the sacramental wine
during Mass and say "This is the blood of Christ",
they're not speaking symbolically. They actually
are drinking real blood, extracted from the freshly
killed corpses of homeless people which are kept in
the basements of all Catholic churches.

Karl Rove Brainstorm

Karl sits in his luxury cave in the eastern Appalachian mountains,
in front of his computer, with a blank MS Word document staring him
in the face. Blank, that is, except for one phrase at the top. It
said: "Strategies For Defeating Liberals".

It's been a bad year for Karl's gang of criminals, better known
as the GOP, for whom he serves as political strategist. The
War in Iraq is going horribly. Bush makes an ass out of himself
more and more every day. Republicans in Congress keep getting
caught with their hands in the lobbyist cookie jar. Karl is
just fresh out of ideas. How do you effectively
smear people who have good, common-sense ideas? He used
to be able to do it so well...dammit!! He needs some good
ideas, now! It's already almost September. The mid-term
elections are around the corner.

Think, Rove, think!! Aha! He starts typing..."Say Demorats want
Al-Qaeda to win because of Iraq War opposition". But, wait...
Bush just said a few days ago Iraq wasn't responsible for 9/11,
which it is presumed Al Qaeda was, so how do you connect
anit-war with being for Al-Qae...Wait! Karl corrects himself...
he just caught himself thinking logically. Logic!

"I can't be thinking like that if I'm going to do this right!"

Okay, second point. "Link being pro-choice with wanting to
kill babies and drink their blood". Brilliant. Santorum will love
this one. Hmmm. How about..."Universal health care will
lead to mass outbreaks of disease...". Karl keeps typing
whatever comes into his head: "Ebola outbreaks...lines
at hospitals...doctors will flee country...no, wait...doctors
commit mass suicide...America=Soviet Union...".

Karl suddenly remembers he has to write up some ideas
and talking points for George Allen's Senate campaign in
Virginia. He comes up with some good ones..."need to
reintroduce segregation...try not to use word 'macaca'...
need find gentle way to make people support concentration
camps for blacks latinos muslims etc...)

He keeps happily tapping away at his computer, confident
he's gotten his groove back.

The Florida Soapbox #48, 09/14/06. In this episode: Bill talks about 9/11 and the book Bullshit Artist, we chat with Jeff of GOP Exposed about religion. Also, we introduce a new feature, our very own super-computer, the Truth-A-Tron. Plus, promos for The Unimpressed Corps, Citizen Against Lies and Bruno and The Professor.

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The Florida Soapox #47, 09/07/06. In this episode: As we approach
the 5th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Bill interviews author
Ron Schalow about his book Bullshit Artist: The 9/11 Leadership
Myth, in which the President's appalling lack of leadership on
that fateful day is carefully examined. Also in the news:
Bush admits existence of secret CIA prisons, Tony Blair to
leave 10 Downing Street by May 2007?, More Israelis falling
into poverty while money for war is always available, Castro
reportedly recovering quickly and GOP faces pressure on
issues this election year. 32:56, 15 MBs.

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