Little Known Facts



1. FDR was behind World War II all the way. He wanted
a pretext to stay in the White House for more than two terms,
so he secretly groomed an Austrian mental patient, later to
be known as Adolf Hitler, to take over Germany and eventually
start World War II. FDR also gave the Japanese secret
information and plans for the Pearl Harbor attack. On
December 7th, FDR reportedly told his White House Chief of
Staff: "Looks like those Japs came through for me after all.
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaa!!"



2. The REAL U.S. Constitution has never been made public.
The one we all know is a fake, and the real Consititution
is hidden in a crypt under Blair House in Washington, DC.
Some of the amendments found in the REAL Constitution
include the 23rd amendement, which requires at least one
squirrel to sit on the Supreme Court and the 38th Amendment,
which bans Portuguese beer. Also, the real 1st amendment
doesn't mention freedom of speech at all, but is actually
nothing more than a couple of paragraphs of pornographic
limericks.



3. Here's something indirectly NASA-related: the powdered
drink TANG is actually made of a mixture of ground-up
lemon rinds, chalk and arsenic.



4. When Catholic priests drink the sacramental wine
during Mass and say "This is the blood of Christ",
they're not speaking symbolically. They actually
are drinking real blood, extracted from the freshly
killed corpses of homeless people which are kept in
the basements of all Catholic churches.